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"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
10/02/2015 at 09:38 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (16)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/02/2015 at 09:42

Running bet in my family through golfing.

Take out a goose with your golf ball (obviously a proper hit of the ball only) and you get 10 bucks.

I hit one once. Right in the leg. Fucker didn’t fall over.

My dad wouldn’t give me the 10 bucks because it didn’t go down.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/02/2015 at 09:47

Oh the irony in calling it a Canadian goose.

ly2v8-Brian > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/02/2015 at 09:50

Makes sense. In HS during football practice they would fly over and perform ‘bombing’ runs. This one time a turd landed on a guy’s mouth guard that was wedged in his face mask and splattered everywhere.

kanadanmajava1 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/02/2015 at 09:50

We have those guys (and their smaller cousins) in Finland too. They hang around in parks or on big lawns near water areas. But here they are pretty relaxed. They might hiss at you if you go too near to their chicks but the most annoyance comes from their poop.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/02/2015 at 10:06

I've seen this before, still accurate. Geese are assholes.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
10/02/2015 at 10:34

One of the only UnFriendly things to leave Canada

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/02/2015 at 11:13

Well that and Bieber.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/02/2015 at 11:25

Fuck canadian geese in their giant gaping assholes I rowed in highschool in a border state with Canada these obnoxious fuckers were the worst part of it.

Walking from school through the lakeside park where the boathouse was they would charge at random.

Shit everywhere, on the field where we stretched and all over the docks, a group of them might shit on you during takeoff or landing- a few times we had to row fast or make a hard turn to avoid it.

They would even charge the boats sometimes and we would hit them quite often, esp with oars which can be a huge fuckup and make us stop if there’s a lot of them with shit and feathers everywhere.

We killed at least a couple at speed because they are stupid, stupid creatures. The outer rigging nailed one and broke its neck then we straight up hapooned another with the bow of our boat.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
10/02/2015 at 11:40

I didn’t mean to imply their was a long list lol

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/02/2015 at 12:28

Hitting these on the road is kind of like collecting coins. Even better when somebody else stops for them to cross, then you book it by and take out the whole flock if you can.

Side note: Toronto brought in dogs to chase these things off the beaches. Now you can actually use the beaches without getting a disease. More evidence to support their extermination.

The Compromiser > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/02/2015 at 20:07

Hey, I leave Canada all the time and I’ve been called a bit mean before.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > The Compromiser
10/05/2015 at 10:05

Exactly, you’re on the short list. Haha

The Compromiser > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/05/2015 at 10:14

So apparently Canadian Whiskey has to age a minimum of 3 years before it can be sold.... The distillery here opened up and is selling Vodka, Gin, and Moonshine. No Rye yet.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > The Compromiser
10/05/2015 at 10:23

BOOO

I knew that though so it’s all good.

Have you tried the moonshine? I mean it’s not real backwoods, but it’s basically their whiskey un-aged then.

The Compromiser > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/05/2015 at 12:26

No. I haven’t had the time to make it over. Its on the list however. and how to get any to you is also one of my conundrums....

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > The Compromiser
10/05/2015 at 13:04

Hahaha, that could be a major challenge as well...